Exam day

Oh my god oh my
God it hurts holy fucking
Shit now let’s get drunk

Dryden, Satire, Politics

You think you’re pretty
Fucking clever there, don’t you?
You’re not. Just stop it.

The Man Beat Marston And Took His Pistol From Him

Jonson may have been
Fat and ugly but you don’t
Want to mess with him.

Penelope

yes i said yes i
will yes swallow so much
rubbish word vomit

The York Mystery Plays Stumble Upon Truth

Joseph: I’m sorry?
Mary: God made me pregnant.
Joseph: Wow. Bullshit.

You're Quite Right, Mr. Worthing

It’s heartless to eat
Muffins under even the
Best circumstances.

How Dare You Accuse Mr. Swift Of Something So Foul

You’re telling me that
Gulliver is a dildo?
I don’t believe you.