Sidney, at some point
Did you stop and think, “Maybe
I’m wasting my time”?
Tuesday, July 31, 2007
Monday, July 30, 2007
I Had A Dream Of The Rood Once
But instead of Christ
Jumping on the Cross, I nailed
Him up there myself.
Jumping on the Cross, I nailed
Him up there myself.
Sunday, July 29, 2007
Some Of Your Stage Directions Are Confusing, Mr. O'Neil
So I’ll just cross out
“With a detached contrition”
And write “Drunkenly.”
“With a detached contrition”
And write “Drunkenly.”
Saturday, July 28, 2007
I Would Have Gone With "Penis," Even If It Does Sound Too Clinical
Mr. Hwang, does your
Play suggest that all Asian
Women have “weenies”?
Play suggest that all Asian
Women have “weenies”?
Friday, July 27, 2007
Thursday, July 26, 2007
Has New Shit come to light, Mr. Ashberry?
7/26
I have to ask: what
In God’s holy name are you
Blathering about?
I have to ask: what
In God’s holy name are you
Blathering about?
Sunday, July 22, 2007
I couldn't help but notice that Sir Thomas More left something out
7/22
How do Utopians
Deal with pedophilia?
This is important.
How do Utopians
Deal with pedophilia?
This is important.
Saturday, July 21, 2007
Friday, July 20, 2007
Still the walls do not fall, I do not know why.
7/20
Dear H.D.: I loathe
Spiritual Imagism.
Sincerely, EV.
Dear H.D.: I loathe
Spiritual Imagism.
Sincerely, EV.
Thursday, July 19, 2007
Containing What the Reader May, Perhaps, Expect to Find in it
7/19
I hate to question
The “perfect plot,” but isn’t
Tom still a bastard?
I hate to question
The “perfect plot,” but isn’t
Tom still a bastard?
Wednesday, July 18, 2007
I had trouble putting my finger on Paradise Lost
7/18
Free will man freely
Received willed freely to him
Free and free will fell.
Free will man freely
Received willed freely to him
Free and free will fell.
Tuesday, July 17, 2007
Religion, Politics, Divorce, Childbirth
7/17
Milton could manage
To write himself into a
Tract on anything.
Milton could manage
To write himself into a
Tract on anything.
Monday, July 16, 2007
That's like describing a Queso Burrito to a kid starving in Africa, Spenser
7/16
Why bother telling
Us women are so hot if
They refuse to bang?
Why bother telling
Us women are so hot if
They refuse to bang?
Sunday, July 15, 2007
And if Errour exists, maybe there is a Faerie Queene
7/15
I’m pretty sure I
Dated a half woman, half
Serpent in college.
I’m pretty sure I
Dated a half woman, half
Serpent in college.
Saturday, July 14, 2007
I think this is what Poe had in mind
7/14
“I found the letter.”
Dupont nodded. “It seems the
Queen has syphilis.”
“I found the letter.”
Dupont nodded. “It seems the
Queen has syphilis.”
Friday, July 13, 2007
Thursday, July 12, 2007
Wednesday, July 11, 2007
They should call it "HPV"
7/11
A break from reading:
“Harry Potter” makes me want
To bang high school chicks.
A break from reading:
“Harry Potter” makes me want
To bang high school chicks.
Tuesday, July 10, 2007
And then Ellison makes the summer worthwhile
7/10
Black and blue; become
One and yet many; I yam:
Possibility.
Black and blue; become
One and yet many; I yam:
Possibility.
Monday, July 9, 2007
Sticking right out of my forehead
7/9
Reading Wycherly
Makes a part of me grow and
Harden ’gainst my will.
Reading Wycherly
Makes a part of me grow and
Harden ’gainst my will.
Sunday, July 8, 2007
True, but he wouldn't sell my picture
7/8
Sheridan, I hate
Gossip, but I heard your play
Isn’t worth reading.
Sheridan, I hate
Gossip, but I heard your play
Isn’t worth reading.
Saturday, July 7, 2007
And I'm not sure which was worse, Mr. Farquhar
7/7
I read your play the
Same day I saw “Transformers.”
What a shitty day.
I read your play the
Same day I saw “Transformers.”
What a shitty day.
Friday, July 6, 2007
It's a Wonder Phonetic Spelling Never Caught On
7/6
My dear Mr. Shaw,
I can place you within feet
Of being a dick.
My dear Mr. Shaw,
I can place you within feet
Of being a dick.
Thursday, July 5, 2007
Wednesday, July 4, 2007
Tuesday, July 3, 2007
Stop Making Excuses, Thoreau
7/3
You spend so much time
Alone because ev’ryone
Thinks you’re an asshole.
You spend so much time
Alone because ev’ryone
Thinks you’re an asshole.
Monday, July 2, 2007
And I'm pretty sure that way it's not a sin, Reverend Dimmesdale
7/2
She never would have
Gotten pregnant if you had
Fucked her in the ass.
She never would have
Gotten pregnant if you had
Fucked her in the ass.
Sunday, July 1, 2007
Closing Stage Directions for "Arcadia," Revised
7/1
Two couples remain
Onstage, connected through time:
Dancing with no pants.
Two couples remain
Onstage, connected through time:
Dancing with no pants.
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