Exam day

Oh my god oh my
God it hurts holy fucking
Shit now let’s get drunk

Dryden, Satire, Politics

You think you’re pretty
Fucking clever there, don’t you?
You’re not. Just stop it.

The Man Beat Marston And Took His Pistol From Him

Jonson may have been
Fat and ugly but you don’t
Want to mess with him.

Penelope

yes i said yes i
will yes swallow so much
rubbish word vomit

The York Mystery Plays Stumble Upon Truth

Joseph: I’m sorry?
Mary: God made me pregnant.
Joseph: Wow. Bullshit.

You're Quite Right, Mr. Worthing

It’s heartless to eat
Muffins under even the
Best circumstances.

How Dare You Accuse Mr. Swift Of Something So Foul

You’re telling me that
Gulliver is a dildo?
I don’t believe you.

Not That Stella Doesn't Seem Worth It

Sidney, at some point
Did you stop and think, “Maybe
I’m wasting my time”?

I Had A Dream Of The Rood Once

But instead of Christ
Jumping on the Cross, I nailed
Him up there myself.

Some Of Your Stage Directions Are Confusing, Mr. O'Neil

So I’ll just cross out
“With a detached contrition”
And write “Drunkenly.”

I Would Have Gone With "Penis," Even If It Does Sound Too Clinical

Mr. Hwang, does your
Play suggest that all Asian
Women have “weenies”?

I feel you, Walt

7/27
I can’t even count
How many times I’ve gotten
Blown by my own soul.

Has New Shit come to light, Mr. Ashberry?

7/26
I have to ask: what
In God’s holy name are you
Blathering about?

I couldn't help but notice that Sir Thomas More left something out

7/22
How do Utopians
Deal with pedophilia?
This is important.

Caliban to the Reader

7/21
Having learnt his lines,
I begin to feel Auden
Should have written less.